meaning to type ‘yeah’ and accidentally putting ‘yeha’
(Source: sherlockstilinski, via backhausclamp)
Lately, I’ve been, I’ve been losing sleep
Dreaming about the things that we could be
icky thump / the white stripes
my mind is telling me no
but my budget
my budget is also telling me no
(Source: theknightofsnark, via onewildandpreciouslife)
Hepler’s Mold takes over a car-
Ever leave a window open and get snow in your car? Well, in the tropics they have another problem: Hepler’s mold. The bright fungus naturally eats away at trees but naugahyde (the fake leather in most cars) contains ten times more cumulus oophorus cells than the tree bark from which its made.
And here’s the result. The bright fungus has completely consumed the car’s interior. It may look soft and cushy but you’d find no place in the world less comfortable, as the mold can also grow in human lungs. The spores from this car would kill a passenger within ten minutes. The bright fibers of victims erupt from their mouths in a gruesome spectacle that the natives of these regions call “Elmo’s Death”.
damn bitch truffula trees dont fuck around
I AM THE LORAX, AND I SPEAK FOR THE TREES
ＮＯＷ ＹＯＵ ＭＵＳＴ ＤＩＥ ＯＦ Ａ ＦＵＮＧＡＬ ＤＩＳＥＡＳＥ
(Source: fastfoodapparel, via backhausclamp)
he thinks he’s all that
Loracks
wat
wat r ye doin with dat knife
crying
meg is this for mE BECAUSE I
